Me, Myself, and Ai

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pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

(Source: incognitomoustache)

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind
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wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

saddeer:

waterlilays:

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

this always gets me

the best

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cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass
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cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

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lick-a-richie:

sammneiland:

no matter how many times i see this scene, it never ceases at making me laugh out loud.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS RIGHT NOW

flyyouclevergirl:

"Treehouse of Horror XXV/The Simpsons Halloween Special XXV"

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