never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
Finally a social issue I can get behind
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
this always gets me
put this sticker on my ass
no matter how many times i see this scene, it never ceases at making me laugh out loud.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS RIGHT NOW